Bert was the station master on a rather large property out west. One day he needed some fencing work done on one of the farm boudaries, so he called in Bill, one of the stockmen. 'Bill, I want you to go out to Benettes boundary and fix the the fence there. You can take the four-wheel drive and if you have any trouble give me a call on the two way radio.' So Bill set off. About ten hours later Bert got a call on the two way. 'Boss, this is Bill. I've got a bit of a problem.'
'Yes mate, what is it?'
'Well, I was driving along in the four-wheel drive and I ran into a pig.'
'So whats the problem?'
'Well, he got stuck in the bullbars and he's still alive and kicking and screaming and crying out so much that I can't get him free.'
'Okay mate. In the back of the four-wheel drive you'll find a .303. Take it out. Put the muzzle close to the pigs head and shoot it. It'll go all limp, and you'll be able to get it free of the bullbar. Then drag it into the bush and leave it there.'
'Okay boss, I'll do that. Thanks for your help.'
About a quarter of an hour later, there was another call. 'Yes, Bill what is it?'
'Well, I took out the .303, shot the pig in the head and he went limp just like you said. And I got him off the bullbar but i still can't go on.'
'Why not, mate?'
'Well, it's his motorbike. It's still stuck under the four-wheel drive.' !!!
2007 Suzuki Grand Viagra 2.0TD
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