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185 Ways to know you are a Supra owner
1.) When a girl asks if you are single and you pop your hood.
2.) You have started to only race crotch rockets because they are the only competition.
3.) People always ask why you would want to upgrade to a single turbo when they came with two.
4.) When someone asks you to sell your car for the blue book you just laugh at their stupidity
5.) You drive around in the winter/cold with the targa top off.
6.) Every other car on the road that's not a MKIV is a piece of **** ( even if it has 1000hp )
7.) A Civic that run's 10's is still a piece of ****.
8.) When you no longer snore, but make boost and blow-off-valve noises in your sleep.
9.) You care more about the car then school/work
10.) Your car “only” makes 500hp+ on “low boost” and pump gas.
11.) You’re the only one at the track running 10’s and/or 130MPH on street tires.
12.) You drive your car 3 out of 12 months a year.
13.) You walk to work/school in the cold convincing yourself that you've got a sweet car, meanwhile the Supra is nice and toasty in the garage...
14.) You hunt down other Supra owners even when you are in your beater and wave only to get a puzzled face
15.) You go through tires almost as fast as gas
16.) You source unknown expensive parts from japan to add 2 hp
17.) You love it more than you could think of loving any woman
18.) You're sick of the fast and the furious
19.) Off a roll is the prefered type of race
20.) You have supraforums as the default page in your web browser
21.) Parts catalogs with items circled mysteriously appear on your S.O.' coffee table before Christmas
22.) You have a brand new set of tires, but you keep looking at the tire ads, anyway
23.) You can quote all of your cars specs, but can't remember your anniversary.
24.) You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
25.) You can recognize another Supra from ten miles away
26.) You talk about your car like it was made by God
27.) When you are depressed, you go to supraforums for advice
28.) People talk **** about you or your car online because they know they would have their ***** handed to them in person!
29.) There are always 25 free parking stalls between your parked car and the store you're going to.
30.) When you refuse to park in the dorm parking so you rent out a garage two miles away and bike there whenever you need it
31.) You refuse to get a beater because a fmic sounds more appealing.
32.) The only cat you have is the one on your *****
33.) When you spend 90 hous within a week and a half looking for a 1/2 psi boost leak
34.) Everytime you hear an odd sound on the highway, you pull over no matter what the traffic is looking like
35.) When you're in your beater (4cyl camry) and see a 10 second civic, you still look at him like you can take him on.
36.) You are in your beater and give a ricer the finger
37.) You have $10K in mods, but the stock stereo system
38.) Curt Aigner begins to know you by voice recognition
39.) Little kids annoy the **** out of you and ask for rides
40.) Those same kids tell everyone youre their brother
41.) You look at your boost gauge more than your spedometer
42.) You start to lay out a 3 page plan on what your future mods are for your supra
43.) The local carwash starts to know you by first name and gives you discounts
44.) Ebay loves you
45.) You know you are a supra owner when you time slip trap at 130+ but you 60ft. in 3 seconds.
46.) Only civics try to race you on the road...everyone else has more sense than that
47.) You spent more for your 9 year old car than your neighbor that just bought a brand new one
48.) Snow no longer means you can go skiing in your eyes...it now means "How the ***** am i gonna get home?"
49.) It's 15 degrees outside, and you're heating water to wash the car.
50.) As you're washing the car in number 49, you take your jacket off so it won't scratch the paint.
51.) A cop offers to trade you a PBA card for a ride in the car
52.) You get annoyed when people go "too slow" on off-ramps, look down at your speedometer, and realize you're doing 100.
53.) Its not a matter of if you're ever gonna get a ticket, its more of a matter of when it's gonna happen.
54.) Speed limit signs are the work of satan, and thus you refuse to obey them.
55.) Your girlfriend realizes when you're talking to her on the phone and reading SF at the same time
56.) Your girlfriend one day tells you "You know I think the car's better looking than you are," and you just nod, smile, and say "Yes it is."
57.) ...you no longer have a girlfriend
58.) Number 57 doenst bother you, cause your car likes it harder and faster anyway
59.) you take offense to the fact that someone has the balls to say "you talk about your car like it was made by God," as if they actually knew otherwise
60.) When you hear the term “pump gas” you think of $4+ a gallon an 100+ octane
61.) You make more power with one liter than most cars do total
62.) When you hear the words “ Fast and Furious” you cringe
63.) Your dad doesn't care about the GPA cause he wants a ride in the car
64.) Your roomate and his Camaro loving friends finally shut up about kicking import's asses
65.) You get your roomate's girlfriend cause she likes your car better
66.) You get dumped by your roomate's girlfriend but don't care cause you found a Hawian Tropic's model and a set of hot twins that love your car as well
67.) You lose touch with a lot of friends because most of your discussions before were about whos car was better and now its obvious who was right
68.) You know you love supras too much when you see all the supras parked by the street during TX2k2 and rush there to see it, almost crashing your friends car, who's keys you ripped out of his hands to skip lunch to come watch tx2k2.
69.) You know you're supra crazy when you get an empty feeling inside when you can't visit the forum at least once a day or when the board is down for maintanance.
70.) You pull up to a gas station and ask if they have racing fuel and the attendant says "yeah but it's $4.50/gal, are you sure you want it?" and you say "Oh sweet, filler up."
71.) you're talking all excitedly about your car and racing and some people overhear and ask what kind of car you have and when you tell them they make a face like "why the hell is he all excited about a mid 80's toyota?" but then when they see your car they can't believe it's a Toyota because they've never seen an Supra before
72.) you have your own special "supra towel" that is 100% virgin cotton that has never been in contact with fabric softener and is the only towel that is allowed to touch your paint.
73.) you have your own special super soft wash mit that you keep in a bag in your trunk so when you're at somebody else's house and they ask if you want to wash your car you say "sure, but your wash mit has chunks in it so I'm going to use my own."
74.) you get out of your car at the Chevron station and start taking pictures of it under the florescent lights while everybody stares at you like you're an egotistical moron and your wife is in the car trying to hide from everybody.
75.) your x-mas list consists of cheap stuff like Lexol and motor oil because the stuff you really want nobody else can afford to buy for you (ie. fmic, t78, trd wing..."
76.) you pass by people on the freeway and smile because you're imagining what your car looks like in their eyes and the image pleases you
77.) You have a bag of Zaino products behind your driver seat to get rid of any swirlage that catches your eyes no matter where you're at.
78.) you go to a restaurant you park in a spot that can be seen from a window, as long as the spot won't risk you getting door dings, and then request to be seated at the table/booth by that window
79.) you go visit friends and family and let your wife do the talking while you stand and stare at your car out the livingroom window
80.) you have another car that costs less than a GReddy 3 row that you drive when it rains
81.) you always think of what mods you could buy if you sold that POS
185 Ways to know you are a Supra owner
1.) When a girl asks if you are single and you pop your hood.
2.) You have started to only race crotch rockets because they are the only competition.
3.) People always ask why you would want to upgrade to a single turbo when they came with two.
4.) When someone asks you to sell your car for the blue book you just laugh at their stupidity
5.) You drive around in the winter/cold with the targa top off.
6.) Every other car on the road that's not a MKIV is a piece of **** ( even if it has 1000hp )
7.) A Civic that run's 10's is still a piece of ****.
8.) When you no longer snore, but make boost and blow-off-valve noises in your sleep.
9.) You care more about the car then school/work
10.) Your car “only” makes 500hp+ on “low boost” and pump gas.
11.) You’re the only one at the track running 10’s and/or 130MPH on street tires.
12.) You drive your car 3 out of 12 months a year.
13.) You walk to work/school in the cold convincing yourself that you've got a sweet car, meanwhile the Supra is nice and toasty in the garage...
14.) You hunt down other Supra owners even when you are in your beater and wave only to get a puzzled face
15.) You go through tires almost as fast as gas
16.) You source unknown expensive parts from japan to add 2 hp
17.) You love it more than you could think of loving any woman
18.) You're sick of the fast and the furious
19.) Off a roll is the prefered type of race
20.) You have supraforums as the default page in your web browser
21.) Parts catalogs with items circled mysteriously appear on your S.O.' coffee table before Christmas
22.) You have a brand new set of tires, but you keep looking at the tire ads, anyway
23.) You can quote all of your cars specs, but can't remember your anniversary.
24.) You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
25.) You can recognize another Supra from ten miles away
26.) You talk about your car like it was made by God
27.) When you are depressed, you go to supraforums for advice
28.) People talk **** about you or your car online because they know they would have their ***** handed to them in person!
29.) There are always 25 free parking stalls between your parked car and the store you're going to.
30.) When you refuse to park in the dorm parking so you rent out a garage two miles away and bike there whenever you need it
31.) You refuse to get a beater because a fmic sounds more appealing.
32.) The only cat you have is the one on your *****
33.) When you spend 90 hous within a week and a half looking for a 1/2 psi boost leak
34.) Everytime you hear an odd sound on the highway, you pull over no matter what the traffic is looking like
35.) When you're in your beater (4cyl camry) and see a 10 second civic, you still look at him like you can take him on.
36.) You are in your beater and give a ricer the finger
37.) You have $10K in mods, but the stock stereo system
38.) Curt Aigner begins to know you by voice recognition
39.) Little kids annoy the **** out of you and ask for rides
40.) Those same kids tell everyone youre their brother
41.) You look at your boost gauge more than your spedometer
42.) You start to lay out a 3 page plan on what your future mods are for your supra
43.) The local carwash starts to know you by first name and gives you discounts
44.) Ebay loves you
45.) You know you are a supra owner when you time slip trap at 130+ but you 60ft. in 3 seconds.
46.) Only civics try to race you on the road...everyone else has more sense than that
47.) You spent more for your 9 year old car than your neighbor that just bought a brand new one
48.) Snow no longer means you can go skiing in your eyes...it now means "How the ***** am i gonna get home?"
49.) It's 15 degrees outside, and you're heating water to wash the car.
50.) As you're washing the car in number 49, you take your jacket off so it won't scratch the paint.
51.) A cop offers to trade you a PBA card for a ride in the car
52.) You get annoyed when people go "too slow" on off-ramps, look down at your speedometer, and realize you're doing 100.
53.) Its not a matter of if you're ever gonna get a ticket, its more of a matter of when it's gonna happen.
54.) Speed limit signs are the work of satan, and thus you refuse to obey them.
55.) Your girlfriend realizes when you're talking to her on the phone and reading SF at the same time
56.) Your girlfriend one day tells you "You know I think the car's better looking than you are," and you just nod, smile, and say "Yes it is."
57.) ...you no longer have a girlfriend
58.) Number 57 doenst bother you, cause your car likes it harder and faster anyway
59.) you take offense to the fact that someone has the balls to say "you talk about your car like it was made by God," as if they actually knew otherwise
60.) When you hear the term “pump gas” you think of $4+ a gallon an 100+ octane
61.) You make more power with one liter than most cars do total
62.) When you hear the words “ Fast and Furious” you cringe
63.) Your dad doesn't care about the GPA cause he wants a ride in the car
64.) Your roomate and his Camaro loving friends finally shut up about kicking import's asses
65.) You get your roomate's girlfriend cause she likes your car better
66.) You get dumped by your roomate's girlfriend but don't care cause you found a Hawian Tropic's model and a set of hot twins that love your car as well
67.) You lose touch with a lot of friends because most of your discussions before were about whos car was better and now its obvious who was right
68.) You know you love supras too much when you see all the supras parked by the street during TX2k2 and rush there to see it, almost crashing your friends car, who's keys you ripped out of his hands to skip lunch to come watch tx2k2.
69.) You know you're supra crazy when you get an empty feeling inside when you can't visit the forum at least once a day or when the board is down for maintanance.
70.) You pull up to a gas station and ask if they have racing fuel and the attendant says "yeah but it's $4.50/gal, are you sure you want it?" and you say "Oh sweet, filler up."
71.) you're talking all excitedly about your car and racing and some people overhear and ask what kind of car you have and when you tell them they make a face like "why the hell is he all excited about a mid 80's toyota?" but then when they see your car they can't believe it's a Toyota because they've never seen an Supra before
72.) you have your own special "supra towel" that is 100% virgin cotton that has never been in contact with fabric softener and is the only towel that is allowed to touch your paint.
73.) you have your own special super soft wash mit that you keep in a bag in your trunk so when you're at somebody else's house and they ask if you want to wash your car you say "sure, but your wash mit has chunks in it so I'm going to use my own."
74.) you get out of your car at the Chevron station and start taking pictures of it under the florescent lights while everybody stares at you like you're an egotistical moron and your wife is in the car trying to hide from everybody.
75.) your x-mas list consists of cheap stuff like Lexol and motor oil because the stuff you really want nobody else can afford to buy for you (ie. fmic, t78, trd wing..."
76.) you pass by people on the freeway and smile because you're imagining what your car looks like in their eyes and the image pleases you
77.) You have a bag of Zaino products behind your driver seat to get rid of any swirlage that catches your eyes no matter where you're at.
78.) you go to a restaurant you park in a spot that can be seen from a window, as long as the spot won't risk you getting door dings, and then request to be seated at the table/booth by that window
79.) you go visit friends and family and let your wife do the talking while you stand and stare at your car out the livingroom window
80.) you have another car that costs less than a GReddy 3 row that you drive when it rains
81.) you always think of what mods you could buy if you sold that POS
Sist redigert av @lpher den 01 jan 2006 21:30, redigert 1 gang totalt.
