AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW:
Bayerische Møkka Werket, Bring Me Women
BUICK = Car Killer
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT:
Fix It All the Time
FORD:
Fucker Only Rolling Downhill
FORD:
fikse og reparere daglig
GM:
General Maintenance
GMC:
Gotta Mitsubishi Coming?
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing"s Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA:
Koreansk Industri Avfall
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick"s Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL:
Ofte Parkert Etter Landeveien
LADA:
Laget Av Diverse Avfall
SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW:
Virtually Worthless
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW:
Bayerische Møkka Werket, Bring Me Women
BUICK = Car Killer
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT:
Fix It All the Time
FORD:
Fucker Only Rolling Downhill
FORD:
fikse og reparere daglig
GM:
General Maintenance
GMC:
Gotta Mitsubishi Coming?
HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing"s Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA:
Koreansk Industri Avfall
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick"s Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL:
Ofte Parkert Etter Landeveien
LADA:
Laget Av Diverse Avfall
SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW:
Virtually Worthless